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    Due to the growing speculation over his positionat ibrox, Ally McCoist is considering a better paying job with Sky. A spokesman for Ally said "he may considerthe offer, even though he has never put up a Satellite dish before"

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    Quote Originally Posted by NAIRN COUNTY FC View Post
    Due to the growing speculation over his positionat ibrox, Ally McCoist is considering a better paying job with Sky. A spokesman for Ally said "he may considerthe offer, even though he has never put up a Satellite dish before"

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    With the 17 point lead at the top of the SPL, Celtic today announced that the player of the year award will go to the person who has helped the team to get most points. Craig Whyte has been invited to the award ceremony at the end of the season to collect his prize.

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    Whoever said that rangers financial troubles would have a knock on effect on others was spot on.............I have spent a fortune celebrating this week

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    According to Tetley, the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag! so every morning I slap the wife on the arse and say "2 sugars fatty"

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    I like that one Nairn

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    See, not all my jokes are about rangers, mind you I wont have much time left to slag them off before they get liquidated

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    Quote Originally Posted by NAIRN COUNTY FC View Post
    According to Tetley, the best way to make a cup of tea is to agitate the bag! so every morning I slap the wife on the arse and say "2 sugars fatty"
    Dropped that one on my missus,They say I should be out of the hospital around April 1st.But wont be able to have solid food until May.

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    Emile Heskey is a free agent in the summer, rumour has it that Liverpool preparing a 20million bid.

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    Question ....How do you get the cork back in a champagne bottle


    Answer ... I don't know ...but Man Utd do now

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