Old Speeder

[jayp]

A Glasgow senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible
out of the car salesroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored
it to 90mph enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he
had left.


'Amazing!' he thought as he flew along the M8, enjoying pushing the
pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw
a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

'I can get away from him - no problem!' thought the elderly Stirling
Moss, as he floored it to 110 mph, then 120, then 130 mph. Suddenly,
He thought, 'What on earth am I doing, I'm too old for this nonsense!'

So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police
car to catch-up with him. Pulling in behind him, the police officer
walked up to the driver's side of the BMW, looked at his watch and
said, 'Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm
heading off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you
were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go.'


The man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, 22 Years
ago, a policeman ran off with my wife. When I saw your flashing blue
lights I thought for one awful moment that he was bringing her back.


Have a good day, Sir, said the policeman.