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20th April 2007, 06:54 PM
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Hi all.
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Applauses for you friend. Kind Regards
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20th April 2007, 08:51 PM
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http://www.chickenhead.com/stuff/oscar/index.asp
A nonsensical speech can be devised with this generator, Jibbers. eg: Jibbers's Acceptance Speech for the Most Over-Produced Victorian Epic Oscar: Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly breathe! I feel so horny! And this statue - it's so full of chocolate! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to bow down before me and accept that even in my wildest hallucinations I never would have made daddy promise that this could ever help me get laid so much. And to the other closeted homosexual nominees, I want each of you to know how totally mega-pumped your plastic surgery makes me feel right now! You know when they first told me I wasn't blonde enough, I just had to take a Xanax and obsess about how unaesthetic my thighs have been. I guess it all just makes me feel kinda cheap You know, there are so many star-****ing little people to thank! First off though, I want to rim the senile old bats of the Academy, who looked deep within their cold, black hearts before giving me this fantastic award! Also, I want to thank Moses, for being such a powerful force in my loins. And to the hooker with the heart of gold, who taught me to take life by the balls. And finally, to all the illegitimate children I sired - I couldn't have done it without you! Thank you Bradford, and good night! I know it's silly but a laugh also  
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21st April 2007, 10:20 PM
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Gaffer hasn't done his!!! He is halfway through it though and it is very nice - so far!!
 Managed 650 words so far Jibbers - might need to extend the holiday!!
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22nd April 2007, 08:21 PM
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Finished mine today old boy!!! 1400 words and not a swear word or anything the future ex Mrs Jibbers could take offence at!!
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23rd April 2007, 08:23 AM
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Nice one mate!! - Not long to go now!!
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23rd April 2007, 11:24 AM
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when is the big day again? 17 may?
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24th April 2007, 09:54 PM
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you MEAN that?
My parent married that day too, and my little brother has his birthday then.
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