[Beefy]

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at

him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place

where he knows her from.



So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the

father of one of my kids.'



Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been

unfaithful to his wife and says, 'Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that

I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner

whipped my butt with wet celery???'



She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.'